Where Are You, honey ?

Patni ne Pati ko call kiya :- “Kahaan ho tum ?”

Pati :- “Tumhe woh jewelry shop yaad hai, jahaan tumhe ek heere ka haar bahut pasand aaya thaa ? .. lekin tab mere paas itne paise nahi the ki mai tumhe wah dila pata !”

Patni :- “haan, haan yaad hai …”

Pati :-” fir maine tumse kahaa thaa ki ek din mai tumhe wah jarur lekar doonga !”

Patni (khush hote hue) :- “haan, tumhe kahaa thaa ! mujhe achchhe se yaad hai !”

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I AM … SORRY

England ke 1 village me teerandazi kee competition ho rahi thi…

3 naqaabposh aadmi usme bhaag lene ke liye aaye …

pahle naqabposh ne teer chalaaya jo target ke theek center me jaakar laga …

Ab usne apna naqaab hataya aur jor se chillaya – I AM … ROBIN HOOD !

Bheed ne taaliyaan bajaakar uska abhinandan kiya ..

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Ab 2nd naqaabposh ne teer chalaaya wo bhi theek target ke center me Robin Hood ke teer ko cheerta hua laga … Continue reading…