Funny Hindi Quotes

10 brainy quotes every married person should keep in mind

The quotes below may not be funny but are actually life lessons for all of us to make our married life happier. Though we all are destined to make faults in our lives, we can still try to reduce the number of things that are responsible to make the life miserable. What it takes is to keep a few small things in mind. Read the quotes –

1. To keep your marriage brimming …



2. I have learned that only two things …


3. Let the wife make the husband glad …


4. I love being married. It’s so great to …


5. By all means, marry. If you get a …


6. A good marriage would be between …


7. Marriage is neither heaven nor hell …



Funny Quote on Married Life

Jeevan ko sukhmay banaane ke liye 2 logo ke prayaason kee

aavashyakta hoti hai,

kintu …







Dukhmay banaane ke liye kisi 1 kaa hi prayaas kaafi hai …

[Read in Hindi]

Husband Wife Funny Quote

10 Funny, Full of Wisdom Quotes

Here are 10 funny, full of laugh but wise quotes :

1. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

3. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (more…)

5 utmost Funny Quotes in Hindi On Married Life

There are lots of wise but funny sayings have been said on married life. Here I am presenting 5 utmost funny and witty quotes from them in Hindi for your enjoyment.

1. Men should not remember their mistakes …


2. Love may be blind but ….


3. What do you like to do ? Love marriage OR arrange marriage ?


4. 1+1 may be equal to 11 but condition applies …


5. Either car is new or wife …


For Happy Married Life

Yadi aap apne vivahit jeevan ko sukhi dekhna chahte hain to 2 baaten yaad rakhiye –

  1. jab bhi aap GALAT ho, apnee galati chupchaap maan len.
  2. jab bhi aap sahi hon… to kripya CHUP rahen … !


Swarg Ke Samaan

Jo Log apni Patni se Darte hain,

ve aakhir me Swarg ke haqdar hote hain.

Aur jo nahi darte …



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