Hindi Jokes Archive

3 Short but really funny Hindi jokes

Hindi Joke – 1 Ladka - “mai tumse dosti karna chaahta huun … ” Ladki - “hamari dushmani hee kab thee BHAIYA ? ” . . AUR BAAT KHATM !!! Hindi Joke – 2 Ek aurat ke upar apne pati ke khoon ka ilzaam tha. Zurm sabit

A Pamphlet in the Newspaper

Aaj subah News Paper mein ek pamphlet mila. Jisme likha thaa – “Kya aap sharaab peete hain ? … Fauran 9XXXXXXXXX par CALL karen, hum aapki madad kar sakte hain !” Meri patni mere peechhe par gai ki turant call karke baat karo … Aakhir Maine call kiya

Funny Bank Robber

1st prisoner (to 2nd prisoner) – “tumhe police ne kyon pakda ?” 2nd prisoner – “maine bank loota aur fir wahi baith kar paise ginane laga … itne mein police aa gai aur mujhe pakad liya !” 1st prisoner – “abey gadhe, wahi baithkar paise ginane kii

BAS Confirm KAR RAHAA THAA

Pati ne office se patni ko message kiya – “Mere saare gande kapde dho kar press karke rakh dena aur dinner ke liye meri favourite dish bana lena !” . . Thodi der baad pati ne 2nd message kiya – “mujhe aaj bonus mila hai, tumhare liye

Girlfriend Ka Phone

Santa kay haath mein new phone dekhkar uske dost Banta ne poochha – Yeh tuune naya phone kab liya ?” Santa - “naya nahiin liya, girlfriend ka hai !” Banta - “girlfriend ka phone kyon le aaya ?” . . .

Afasos Kahe Ka Bhaiya

Ek aurat saariyon kee dukaan par gai. Dukaandaar ne ek-ek karke dukan kee saari saariya aurat ke saamne ulat dee parantu use ek bhi pasand nahi aayi. Aakhir thak-haar kar dukaandar bola – “Maaf kariye bahanji mere paas ye hii saariyan hain … mujhe afsos hai ki

Wife On Dieting

Ek aadmi bar mein baithkar kaagaz par kuchh guna-bhaag kar rahaa thaa aur paaglon kee tarah hans raha thaa. . . Maine poochha – “bhaai tum itne khush kyon ho ?” . Us aadmi ne kahaa – “aajkal meri patni dieting par hai aur pichhle 4 dino