Hindi Jokes Archive

Student In Singham Style

Student In Singham Style . . Fail Karega, Fail Karega, To Kar Na…. . . . . Tum Logo Ko Is Se Farak Padta Hoga.. . . Mala Faraq Nahi Padat !! . . . . . Ghar Jaunga, Padhai Karunga, . . . . . .

Pandit Kaa Gustakh Tota

Ek Pandit Kaa Tota Roz Ek Aadmi Ko Dekhta Aur Bolta — ” OYE  KUTTE ” Esa Roz Hota, Ek Din Us Aadmi Ne Pandit Se Sikayat Kii,, Toh Pandit Ne Uss Tote Ko Bahut Mara… Phir Agle Din Jab Wo Aadmi Tote Ke Karib Se Gujra,

3 Short but really funny Hindi jokes

Hindi Joke – 1 Ladka - “mai tumse dosti karna chaahta huun … ” Ladki - “hamari dushmani hee kab thee BHAIYA ? ” . . AUR BAAT KHATM !!! Hindi Joke – 2 Ek aurat ke upar apne pati ke khoon ka ilzaam tha. Zurm sabit

A Pamphlet in the Newspaper

Aaj subah News Paper mein ek pamphlet mila. Jisme likha thaa – “Kya aap sharaab peete hain ? … Fauran 9XXXXXXXXX par CALL karen, hum aapki madad kar sakte hain !” Meri patni mere peechhe par gai ki turant call karke baat karo … Aakhir Maine call kiya

Funny Bank Robber

1st prisoner (to 2nd prisoner) – “tumhe police ne kyon pakda ?” 2nd prisoner – “maine bank loota aur fir wahi baith kar paise ginane laga … itne mein police aa gai aur mujhe pakad liya !” 1st prisoner – “abey gadhe, wahi baithkar paise ginane kii

BAS Confirm KAR RAHAA THAA

Pati ne office se patni ko message kiya – “Mere saare gande kapde dho kar press karke rakh dena aur dinner ke liye meri favourite dish bana lena !” . . Thodi der baad pati ne 2nd message kiya – “mujhe aaj bonus mila hai, tumhare liye

Girlfriend Ka Phone

Santa kay haath mein new phone dekhkar uske dost Banta ne poochha – Yeh tuune naya phone kab liya ?” Santa - “naya nahiin liya, girlfriend ka hai !” Banta - “girlfriend ka phone kyon le aaya ?” . . .