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A Pamphlet in the Newspaper

September 21, 2014 // 0 Comments

Aaj subah News Paper mein ek pamphlet mila. Jisme likha thaa – “Kya aap sharaab peete hain ? … Fauran 9XXXXXXXXX par CALL karen, hum aapki madad kar sakte [...]

Funny Bank Robber

September 4, 2014 // 0 Comments

1st prisoner (to 2nd prisoner) – “tumhe police ne kyon pakda ?” 2nd prisoner – “maine bank loota aur fir wahi baith kar paise ginane laga [...]

BAS Confirm KAR RAHAA THAA

August 28, 2014 // 0 Comments

Pati ne office se patni ko message kiya – “Mere saare gande kapde dho kar press karke rakh dena aur dinner ke liye meri favourite dish bana lena !” . . [...]

Girlfriend Ka Phone

August 23, 2014 // 1 Comment

Santa kay haath mein new phone dekhkar uske dost Banta ne poochha – Yeh tuune naya phone kab liya ?” Santa - “naya nahiin liya, girlfriend ka hai !” [...]

Mujhe Aitraaz Hai

August 19, 2014 // 0 Comments

Ek Muslim yuvak ka nikaah ho rahaa thaa. Maulvi ne wahaan maujood logon se poochha – “iss shaadi se kisi ko Aitaraaz hai ?” Ek aawaaz aai – [...]

Afasos Kahe Ka Bhaiya

August 17, 2014 // 0 Comments

Ek aurat saariyon kee dukaan par gai. Dukaandaar ne ek-ek karke dukan kee saari saariya aurat ke saamne ulat dee parantu use ek bhi pasand nahi aayi. Aakhir thak-haar kar [...]

Wife On Dieting

August 13, 2014 // 0 Comments

Ek aadmi bar mein baithkar kaagaz par kuchh guna-bhaag kar rahaa thaa aur paaglon kee tarah hans raha thaa. . . Maine poochha – “bhaai tum itne khush kyon ho [...]

Kalpana Karo Ki

August 9, 2014 // 0 Comments

Biwi - “Kalpana karo, agar mai aapki har baat samajhuun, aur har baat maanuu toh …?” . . Pati hansne laga … . . hansata raha … . . Hanste [...]

1 Chataai Aur Laga Dey

August 5, 2014 // 0 Comments

Jungle mein 1 ped ke neeche kuchh saadhu chataaiyon par dhyaan lagaakar baithe they. Ek ladka unke paas gaya aur sabse bade Saadhu se bola – “Maharaj, mai ek [...]

Kuchh Khaas Nahi

August 1, 2014 // 0 Comments

Santa party se late ghar pahuncha … Dusre din uske doston ne poochha ki biwi ne kuchh kahaa toh nahi ? . [...]
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