Doctor-Patient Hindi Jokes Archive

Mareej Aur Doctor Ka Rishta

Mareej aur Doctor ka Rishta … Emergency (accident ya heart attack) ke waqt – “Doctor Saab, aap hee bhagwaan ho inhe bachaa lo … !” Agle din mareej ke bach jane par aur aapaat sthiti nikal jaane par – “Doctor saab, aap to Bhagwaan jaise ho …”

Malaria Ka Ilaaz

Patient (to Doctor) - “Doctor Saaheb, kya aapko yakeen hai ki mujhe malaria hee hai ? Dar-asal kal maine akhabar me khabar padhi ki ek doctor ek mareej ka malaria kaa ilaaz karta rahaa aur uske marne ke baad pataa chalaa ki use typhoid thaa ! .

KAAM AA SAKTA HOON

A patient goes to doctor’s clinic. Patient – “Doctor Saab, mere paas ilaaj ke liye paise nahi hain, yadi aap mera ilaaz kar deyn to shaayad mai bhi kabhi aapke kaam aa sakta huun !” Doctor – “Tum kaam kya karte ho ?“

Doctor ! Please Save Me ! – Funny Hindi Joke

एक आदमी दौड़ा-दौड़ा डॉक्टर के क्लिनिक में पहुंचा और घबराए स्वर में बोला – “डॉक्टर साहब! डॉक्टर साहब ! प्लीज मेरी जान बचा लीजिए !”