Husband-Wife Jokes Archive

4 New fresh Hindi jokes on Husband Wife / Married Life

There are hundreds of jokes out there created on the husband-wife or married life relationships. Here I have curated 4 fresh Husband-wife / Love Hindi jokes from them for your entertainment. You can read more jokes here . 1. How do you feel it ? 2.  Don’t even think

BAS Confirm KAR RAHAA THAA

Pati ne office se patni ko message kiya – “Mere saare gande kapde dho kar press karke rakh dena aur dinner ke liye meri favourite dish bana lena !” . . Thodi der baad pati ne 2nd message kiya – “mujhe aaj bonus mila hai, tumhare liye

Kalpana Karo Ki

Biwi - “Kalpana karo, agar mai aapki har baat samajhuun, aur har baat maanuu toh …?” . . Pati hansne laga … . . hansata raha … . . Hanste – hanste jameen par gir padaa… . . fir hanste – hanste bola – 

Where Are You, honey ?

Patni ne Pati ko call kiya :- “Kahaan ho tum ?” Pati :- “Tumhe woh jewelry shop yaad hai, jahaan tumhe ek heere ka haar bahut pasand aaya thaa ? .. lekin tab mere paas itne paise nahi the ki mai tumhe wah dila pata !” Patni

Netaji Ka Isteefa

Ek Netaji Ka apni Patni se jabardast jhagra hua … Netaji ne gusse mein aakar ghoshna kee – “mai apne PATI pad se ISTEEFA deta hoon !!!” . . .

Ghutne Ka Dard

Banta : Bhai Santa ! tumhari biwi ka ghutne ka dard theek hua yaa nahi ? Santa : Haan yaar doctor ko dikhaate hee theek ho gaya ! Banta (hairani se) : Achchha ! kaunsi dawa se ? . .

KARAARAA JAWAAB

Husband – “jab mai tumhe lene gaya toh poore 100 Rs. ke kele lekar gaya thaa… aur tumhari maa ne aate samay mere haath mein 20 Rs. thamaa diye they ! . . .

GHODI KA PHONE

SANTA KI BIWI NE Frying pan UTHAKAR SANTA KE SIR PAR DE MAARI. SANTA – “KYON MARAA ?” WIFE – “TUMHARI DIARY MEIN KISI ‘BASANTI’ KA NAAM LIKHA HAI… KAUN HAI YE BASANTI ?” SANTA – “KAL MAINE RACE MEIN JIS GHODI PAR DAANV LAGAYA THA, USKA NAAM

KHATARNAAK AATANKWADI

Police – “aapke ghar kee talaashi leni hai !” Santa – “kyon ?” Police – “khabar mili hai ki aapne ek khatarnaak aatankwadi ko apne ghar mein rakhaa hua hai !”

Surprise to wife

EK AADMI NE new car KHARIDI AUR SOCHA KI BIWI KO surprise DIYA JAAYE. GHAR PAHUNCHTE HI USNE DARWAAJE SE HI BIWI KO AAWAAZ LAGAAI – “Darling, AAJ TUMHARA BARSON PURANA SAPNA POORA HO GAYA !” BIWI DAUDTI HUI RASOIGHAR SE BAAHAR AAI AUR CHILLAI –