Husband-Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Hindi Jokes | Pati Patni Jokes SMS in Hindi

BAS Confirm KAR RAHAA THAA

August 28, 2014 // 0 Comments

Pati ne office se patni ko message kiya – “Mere saare gande kapde dho kar press karke rakh dena aur dinner ke liye meri favourite dish bana lena !” . . [...]

Kalpana Karo Ki

August 9, 2014 // 0 Comments

Biwi - “Kalpana karo, agar mai aapki har baat samajhuun, aur har baat maanuu toh …?” . . Pati hansne laga … . . hansata raha … . . Hanste [...]

Where Are You, honey ?

July 22, 2014 // 1 Comment

Patni ne Pati ko call kiya :- “Kahaan ho tum ?” Pati :- “Tumhe woh jewelry shop yaad hai, jahaan tumhe ek heere ka haar bahut pasand aaya thaa ? .. lekin [...]

Netaji Ka Isteefa

July 12, 2014 // 0 Comments

Ek Netaji Ka apni Patni se jabardast jhagra hua … Netaji ne gusse mein aakar ghoshna kee – “mai apne PATI pad se ISTEEFA deta hoon !!!” . . [...]

Ghutne Ka Dard

July 8, 2014 // 0 Comments

Banta : Bhai Santa ! tumhari biwi ka ghutne ka dard theek hua yaa nahi ? Santa : Haan yaar doctor ko dikhaate hee theek ho gaya ! Banta (hairani se) : Achchha ! kaunsi dawa [...]

KARAARAA JAWAAB

July 3, 2014 // 0 Comments

Husband – “jab mai tumhe lene gaya toh poore 100 Rs. ke kele lekar gaya thaa… aur tumhari maa ne aate samay mere haath mein 20 Rs. thamaa diye they ! . . [...]

GHODI KA PHONE

June 16, 2014 // 0 Comments

SANTA KI BIWI NE Frying pan UTHAKAR SANTA KE SIR PAR DE MAARI. SANTA – “KYON MARAA ?” WIFE - “TUMHARI DIARY MEIN KISI ‘BASANTI’ KA NAAM [...]

KHATARNAAK AATANKWADI

June 10, 2014 // 0 Comments

Police – “aapke ghar kee talaashi leni hai !” Santa – “kyon ?” Police – “khabar mili hai ki aapne ek khatarnaak aatankwadi ko [...]

Surprise to wife

June 4, 2014 // 0 Comments

EK AADMI NE new car KHARIDI AUR SOCHA KI BIWI KO surprise DIYA JAAYE. GHAR PAHUNCHTE HI USNE DARWAAJE SE HI BIWI KO AAWAAZ LAGAAI – “Darling, AAJ TUMHARA BARSON [...]

TUMHE KYA CHAAHIYE ?

June 1, 2014 // 0 Comments

प्रेम विवाह करने के बाद एक रात … पति - “एक गिलास पानी पिलाओ …” [...]
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