Daamad Ji Ko Kya Chahiye

Daamad Ji Ko Kya Chahiye

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Daamaad Ji Ko Kya Chahiye …

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Ek din sasur ji ne apne hone wale damaad ji se poochha – “meri beti ki jeevan naiya ke khevanhar ! aapko shaadi me chahiye kya-kya uphaar ?

Damaad Ji ne jubaan kholi – “aapki beti khud lakshmi hai … fir bhi aap zid kahte hain to hame sirf ‘tar’ chahiye !”

Sasur ji bole – “beta, ye ‘tar’ kya hai ?”

Daamaad – “‘tar’ matlab – scooter, refrigerator, computer, generator, motor etc.”

Sasur Ji muskuraaye aur bole – “ham aate hain tumhe pahnane ‘sweater, fir dete hain apni ‘daughter’, jiske haath me hai ‘hunter’, vo banvaayegi tumse matar-tamatar, daal kar tum par ‘water’, tab tum nazar aaoge jaise hote hain ‘waiter’, ab bolo kya iraade hain ‘mister’ ?

Yeh sunkar bhaavi daamad ji ghabraaye aur aise bhagte nazar aaye jaise bhage – ‘helicopter’


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