Cricket Jokes in Bollywood Dialogue style

Cricket Jokes in Bollywood Dialogue style

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What would happen on the ground if Bollywood stars play Cricket ? Some very funny Cricket jokes in Bollywood dialogue style –

Cricket jokes in bollywood style

Amitabh Bachchan :- Ham jahaa’n khade hote hain, Crease vahi se shuru hoti hai …

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Shashi Kapoor :- Bhai, tum catch dete ho ya nahi ?

Amitabh Bachchan :- Jao pahle unse catch maang kar aao jinhone mere 1 over me 6 chhakke maare the …

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Gabbar :- Kitni gend thi ?

Sambha :- Sardar, 6 !

Gabbar :- Gend 6 aur Kangaroo 3 ! Ha Ha Ha … Bahut na-insaafi hai !

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Gabbar :- Ye wicket hamka de de Thakur ?

Thakur :- Nahiiiii …..

(Gabbar 3 baar nahi- nahi bolta hai fir Yorker par bold kar deta hai …)

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Rajesh Khanna :- Stark ….. I hate bouncers re …!

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Shatrughan Sinha :- UTHI ko chhakka kahte hain, DABI ko chauka kahte hain aur jo UTHI boundary se pahle gire use MAUKA kahte hain …

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Aamir Khan :- Kabhi no-ball de raha hai, kabhi wide-baal to kabhi bouncer, lagta hai bowler hamari FIRKI le raha hai …

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Sunny Deol :- Tumhara strike rate 100 hoga … par hamara strike rate 150 tha, 150 hai aur 150 rahega !!!

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Amrish Puri :- Ja Simran, Ja, banaa le apna Shatak …

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