Twitter jokes on Salman Khan Bail & Jail matter

Twitter jokes on Salman Khan Bail & Jail matter

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Twitter is flooding these days with jokes and sarcasm on Bollywood star Salman Khan’s bail and jail matter. Here are a few selected ones for your entertainment –

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Kanoon sabke liye ek samaan hai … ab tak Salman ki jagah koi aam aadmi hota to wah bhi riha ho chuka hota… Sazaa poori kar ke !

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Bad news for Sonakshi Sinha … Salman Bhai apne vakeel kee beti ko lekar bana sakte hain DABANGG 3 !

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Itni jaldi to 2G par Bhai ki photo bhi download nahi hoti jitni jaldi Bhai ko High court se jamanat mil gai … !

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Sanjay Dutt : Oye Salman, aa jaata na jail me ! apun log yahi nai film bana lete, tu main role le leta aur mai parole !

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Salman se milne unke ghar itne sitare pahunche ju Farah Khan Om Shanti Om ka sequel bana sakti thee.

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Salman Khan ko bail mil gai … Yeh sunkar Sanjay Dutt ne sabse pahle jo naya Ludo mangawaya tha, wo waapis karwaya.

 

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