Funny conversation between the Judge and Salman Khan

Funny conversation between the Judge and Salman Khan

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This hilarious fictional conversation between the Judge and Salman Khan will make you LOL for whole of the day.

Funny court room conversation between Salman and Judge

Salman: Sir ek baar suno to sahi?

Judge: Ek bar jo maine commitment kar di … uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta

Salman: Sir mai begunaah hoon

Judge: Ye tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon … dabake

Salman: Sir ab main kya karu?

Judge: Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

Salman: Sir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so rahe the?

Judge: Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai … ungli mat kar … jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega

Salman: Sir aap cheez kya ho?

Judge: Mere bare mein itna mat sochna … dil mein aata hoon … samajh mein nahi

Salman: Okkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka faisla?

Judge: Main request nahi karta … ek hi baar bolta hoon … aur full and final ho jaata hai

Salman stares at the judge …

Judge: Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi … toh tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega

Salman: Sir mai life me koi nayi excitement nahi chahta

Judge: Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

Salman: Don’t you think you are overestimating yourself?

Judge: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate mat karna … I, Me and Myself!

Salman stops speaking and waves at his fans.

 

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