Some very funny Kapil Sharma Jokes for WhatsApp

Some very funny Kapil Sharma Jokes for WhatsApp

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Very funny CWNK (Comedy Nights With Kapil) fame Kapil Sharma jokes you can use to send your friends on WhatsApp –

1. Best way to solve the biggest problem of Kapil i.e. BUA –

cwnk-bua-popatlal

2. The magical words told by a girl to a boy

Girl- Today I wanna tell you those 3
magical
words..
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Boy- Oh, Wow, tell me fast..
I have been waiting for them!
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Girl- Babaji Ka Thullu !!!

3. What Kapil Sharma says and what it actually means

Kapil Sharma –
“aur koi bhaai bandhu jo,
koi sawaal puchna chahta hai” ?
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actually means – “aur koi bhaai
bandhu jo apni bezzati karwaana
chahta hai”… ?

4. How Kapil translates from Hindi to English –

kapil-translates-hindi-to-english

5. Kapil’s latest shayari on Siddhu Ji

Kapil Sharma:

Arz kiya hai…

Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance

wah wah !!

Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance

But Sidhu is Only interested in
Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance…

6. Kapil’s latest joke punch

India ka law aur Ladkion ka Awww… Dono samaj ke bahar hai !!

7. Kapil in Auto Rickshaw

Kapil: kitne paise huye?

Auto driver: 50 Rs..

Kapil: Ye le 25 Rs

Auto driver: Ye kya sirf 25 Rs.. baaki ke 25 kaun dega ???

Kapil: Waah beta ! mujhse hoshiyaari ! ..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap?

8. Kapil and Sumona

Sumona – Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai….??

Bittoo – Bataya to tha tumhe raani ki tarah rakhunga !!!

9. Kapil gets a job in Idea

Kapil Ko Idea Mein Call centre Ki Job Mil Gayi.
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Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar
padi aur
nikaal diya gya…
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BeCause
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First Caller : Mera Idea Ka Sim
Kharab
Ho Gaya Hai..!! Kya karuun ?
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Kapil – To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…..

 

21 COMMENTS

  1. Rosan sama ko abad kya kare,
    Tariff me apke alfaj kya Kare!!!
    Jo dua me ho harpal use fariyaad kya Kate,
    José bhulaya hi na ja sake
    Use ham yaad kya kare.

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