10 Funny, Full of Wisdom Quotes

10 Funny, Full of Wisdom Quotes

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Here are 10 funny, full of laugh but wise quotes :

1. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

3. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

4. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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5. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

6. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

7. God must  love stupid people. He made SO many.

8.  You do  not  need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

9. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

10. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

 

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