Haryanvi Ke Ulte Jawaab

Haryanvi Ke Ulte Jawaab

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Haryanvi Log Ulte Jawaab Kyon Dete Hain ? … 

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Log Kehte hain ki Haryanvi log ulte jawaab dete hain jabaki hakeekat yeh hai ki Haryanvi log ulte jawaab nahi dete balki log sawaal hee ulte karte hain …

Yakeen nahi aata to padhiye …

Judge – Tu teesri baar adaalat aaya hai ? tane sharm koni aati ?

Haryanvi – Tu toh roz aave hai, tane to doob ke mar jaana chahiye …

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Customer – thaari bhains kee ek aankh to kharaab sai … fer bhi tu iske 25 hajaar rupaye maangan laagya sai ?

Haryanvi – Tanne bhains doodh khaatar chaahiye yaa nain-matakka karan khaatar ?

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Hajjam – Tau, baal chhote karne hai ke ?

Tau – bade kar sake hai ke ?

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Ab bolo, sawaal ulte hain ki jawaab ?

 

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