10 Very Funny Jokes on Today’s Naughty Kids

10 Very Funny Jokes on Today’s Naughty Kids

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Hello guys, today I collected 10 too funny and hilarious jokes on naughty kids. After reading these jokes you will realize that these kids are Chulbul Panday (Salman Khan) type. They are funny, naughty, dangerous, rowdy and dabangg.

1. Rang Gora Karne Wali Cream

Dukandar se
Chota Baccha:-

” Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..”

Dukandar: Haan hai..

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Baccha: To Saale Bhootni ke lagata kyun nahi hai,
main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu…!!

2. So Jaa Nhi To Bhoot Aa Jaaega!

Baap 6 sal ke bete se: So ja beta nahi to bhoot aa jayega…
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Beta: Aap logo ko to bas ROMANCE ka bahaana
chahiye….
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Chahe Bachhe ki FAT jaye Bhoot ke naam se….

3. 10 Rupay Hai??

Bacha: Ammi 10 rupay hain?
Ammi: Apne abbu se lelo…

Bacha: Abbu 10 rupay do,,
Abbu: Apne chachu se lelo…

Bacha: Chachu plz mujhe 10 rupay
dedo…
Chachu: Beta khulle nahi hain
chachi se lelo…

Bacha: Chachi aap ke pas 10 rupay hain?
Chachi: Han hain beta, doon kya?
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Bacha: Nahi… Apni Qabar Mai Le Jana
Saalo..
“Kulfi wala” to chala bhi gaya…!!

4. Aajkal Ke Bache

8 years boy – “1 bidi ka bundle dena.”

Dukandar – “Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga.”
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Boy – Nahi be Dhakkan , Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Packet “GOLD FLAKE” de.

5. LOL

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.

Teacher: Ye kya kiya Tumne?

Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!

6. Khandani Gundagardi.

Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho,
vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?

Papa: Haan Bilkul marte the…
Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..??

7. Aajkal Ke Bacche…

3rd Class Ka Baccha Apni Miss Se
Kehta Hai–

” Mai Apko Kesa Lagta Hun… ?? ”
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Miss: So Sweet..
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Baccha: To Phir Mai Apne Mummy
Papa Ko Aap Ke
Ghar Kab Bheju.. ??
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Miss: Wo Kyu …??
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Bacha: Taki Wo Hamari Baat Aage
Chalaye..
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Miss: Ye Kya Bakwas Hai..
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Baccha:–
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” Tution Padhane Ke Liye ..!!

Miss Aap Bhi Na Kasam Se TV Dekh-Dekh Ke
Bigad Gayi hain…!!

8. Beta Padte Ho??

Bachcha Ghar Se Maar Kha
Ke School Ja Raha Tha
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Kisi Ne Poochha : Beta Padte
Ho ???
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Bachcha : Nahi School Ki
Uniform Pehan Ke Tere Baap
Ki Baraat Me Ja Raha Hoon..
Chalega?

9. Beta Papa Hain.. ??

Postman Knocked The Door…

A Kid Came With Cigarette In Mouth & Beer In Hand….

Postman: Beta Papa Hain.. ??

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Kid: Abe Bhootni Ke,
Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai Kii Baap Ghar pe Hoga…!!

10. Billi Puchh Q Hilati Hai .??

Ek Harami Bachche Se Kisine Sawal kiya

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Billi Puchh Q Hilati Hai .??

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Bachche Ne Itminan Se Jawab Diya-

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Is liye Ki Puch Billi Ki Hai Tere Baap Ki Nahi ” !!

 

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