6 Hilarious Jokes On Kaminey Friends

6 Hilarious Jokes On Kaminey Friends

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A Good Friend would offer you an umbrella in the rain, but a Best Friend would steal yours and say “Chal be sale, bhaag yanha se..” It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ” Bhai 100 rupay hain??. So guys, here I collected 6 very funny jokes on best friends or we can say kaminey friends. Here I remember a dialogue from a Bollywood movie Heropanti- ” Jo dost kaminey nhi hote, wo kaminey dost nhi hote “.

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1. Dedicated To All Pakke Friends

Tum kisi aur ke liye honge jaanu,
sweet heart, darling, ya baby,
babu
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Mere liye to tum…
Kutte the, Kamine ho aur
Haramkhor hi rahoge..!!

2. Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai…!

3 KAALE Dost Ek Saath Jaa
Rahe
The..
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Raaste Me Ek PARI Milti
Hai…

Pari: ” Ek-Ek Wish Batao
Main Poori Karugi..”
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1st: ” Mujhe GORA Aur
Khubsurat Kardo..”

Pari Ne Kar Diya..

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2nd: ” Mujhe Bhi Aisa Kar
Do..”
Pari Ne Kar Diya..
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3rd Zor Zor Se Hasne Laga Aur
Phir Bola…
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“Inko Wapas Pehle Jaisa
Kardo.. .
Moral: ” Har Ek Friend
Kamina
Hota Hai…

3. Dosto Se Problem Share Karna Achha Hota Hai..

Dosto Se Problem Share Karna Achha Hota Hai..
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Isliye Nahi ki Wo Use Solve Karte Hai..
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Par Saale aise-aise solutions dete hai ki hum problem hi bhool jate hai…!

4. Fact…

Girl Friend:” Plz Don’t Drink & Drive,
Accident Bahot Ho Rahe Aaj kal..!!
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Boy:” Thanks Baby, You’re So
Caring..!!
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Friend:” Plz Don’t Drink & Drive,
Accidents Bahot Ho Rahe ajkal..!!
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Boy:” Chal Be Saale Apne Baap Ko Mat Sikhaa..!!

5. Friends Rocked….

Agar Aap Fight Kar Ke Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Hai To
Ghar ke Logo Ka Reaction…

Ur Dad: Tumhari hi galti hogi…
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Ur mom: Are Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia…
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Ur sister: bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya…..??

Ur brother: Chal chor ab us ladke ke pass mat jana..

Ur Lover: kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit ke mere samne
kyo khade ho ??
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But Friend says….
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Gaadi Nikaal , Saaale ko ghar se nikal ke marenge
chal.. ,,Kaat ke rakh denge sale ko…..

6. Dangerous Dosti…

Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: “Where were you?”
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Maine kaha: “Friend ke ghar tha…”
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Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
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4 ne kaha: “Haan Uncle, yahin par tha…”
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2 ne kaha: “Abhi just nikla hai…”
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3 ne kaha: “Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?”
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1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: “Haan Papa bolo kya hua…!!!”

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Kasam se saari raat pita..
Ab bolo “Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!”

 

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