Here is an imaginary but very interesting and funny scene of the year 2020, when the Government will make whole of your “KUNDALI” accessible on the computer by just entering your Aadhaar number.
The below scene is a telephone conversation between a Pizza Hut operator and a customer –
Customer dials the number of Pizza hut to order a pizza for himself.
Operator: Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah! Hold on….. My number is 8xx8-45xx-3xx4-70xx
Operator : OK… you’re… Mr KRISHNAN and you’re calling from 2xx, 1st Cross. Panduranga Nagar, MG Road, Hyderabad. . Your home number is 264xxxxx, your office number 222xxxxx and your mobile is 98xxxxxx. You are calling from you home number now.
Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.
Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza…
Operator : That’s not a good idea Sir.
Customer: How come?
Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.
Customer: What?… What do you recommend then?
Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
Operator : You borrowed a book titled ‘Popular Hokkien Dishes’ from the National Library last week, sir.
Customer: OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then.
Operator : That should be enough for your family of 07. Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by credit card?
Operator : I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.
Operator : You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve exhausted even your overdraft limit.
Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?
Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.
Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 7786
Customer: “????” (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)
Operator : Is there anything else, sir?
Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?
Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you’re also diabetic… In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.
Customer: teri toh @#$%*!^&#$@!
Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 10th July 1986 you were imprisoned for 3 days and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman…?
(customer faints …. *aur banaao aadhaar card*)
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