Kuchh Khaya-Piya Karr – funny Hindi joke

Kuchh Khaya-Piya Karr – funny Hindi joke

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Ek baar Santa apni bibi ke saath train mein yatra kar rahaa tha…

Santa ki bibi ko sardi lagne lagi to usne khidki band karne ko kaha. Santa ne uthkar khidki band karne ki koshish karne laga par usse nahi hua.

Tabhi saamne baitha ek buddha utha aur ek jhatke mein khidki ko band kar ke bola – “beta, kuchh khaaya-piya kar !”

Thodi der baad Santa kee biwi boli – “Garmi lag rahi hai … Khidki khol do na please !”

Santa uthkar khidki kholne laga par usse nahi khuli.

Buddha fir utha aur ek jhatke mein khidki khol kar bola – “beta, kuchh khaya-piya kar !”

Ab to Santa ko bahut sharm mahsoos hui … wo badla lene kee sochne laga.

Kuchh der baad woh utha aur train rokne wali chain ko pakad kar aise haav-bhaav karne lagaa jaise woh chain ko kheenchna chaahta ho…

Tabhi buddha fir utha aur jhapatkar chain ko kheench kar wahi baat fir bola – “beta, kuchh khaya-piya kar !”

Chain kheenchane se train ruk gai aur Railway police ne aakar bina kaaran chain kheenchne ke jurm me buddhe ko pakad liya.

Jab police buddhe ko pakad kar le jaa rahi thee to buddha gusse se Santa kee or dekhne laga …

Santa ne muskura kar kahaa – “Tau, thoda kam khaaya kar …!”

 

 

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