10 Most popular CID jokes n shayari in Hindi

10 Most popular CID jokes n shayari in Hindi

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CID has been the longest running TV serial in India, entertaining its viewers for several years. CID jokes are based on its characters like ACP Pradyumna, Daya, Abhijeet, Dr. Salunke and Fredrick. Here we have collected some most popular CID jokes, shayaris in Hindi –

1. A sample CID investigation 

LADY : Rahul Mera Bhai Tha !

DAYA : Kya ? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ?

LADY : Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET : Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ??

LADY : Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha !!

ACP : My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho… !!!

2. Funny CID Shayari – 1

Dil paagal hai tere pyaar mein Paaro … Waah Waah

Dil paagal hai tere pyaar mein Paaro …

DAYA, ghar ka kona – kona chhan maaro !!!

3. Funny CID Shayari – 2

Paani tha glaas mein, glass gira neeche … waah waah

Paani tha glass mein glass gira neeche …

ACP ne kaha – ab kaatna saari umar salaakhon ke peechhe !!!

4. Funny CID Shayari – 3 

Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai … waah waah

Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai …

Oh my God sir, ye to mar chuka hai !!!

5. Dr. Salunke CID joke

Salunke just presses CTRL + ALT & gets the Finger Prints tested.
People remember a person they just saw once & give the exact sketch…!!

6. Daya CID Jokes 

(a) Duniya mein koi aisa criminal nahi jo Daya ka 1 thappad khaate hi apna jurm kubool na kar le !

(b) Daya has the world record of breaking most no. of doors.

7. Funny CID facts 

In the entire 20 story building of C.I.D only 7 people work!
C.I.D bureau has 1 Toyota Qualis since last 11 years…

8. Tanki mein paani nahi hai 

Funny CID Hindi joke

9. ACP Pradyumna Funny Shayari 

Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi … wah wah

Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi …

ACP pradyuman bole – “tumhe toh ab hogi phansi”

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Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega … wah wah

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega …

ACP bole –
“ABHIJIT, MUJHE LAGTA HAI ye AISE NAHI MANEGA”.

10. Dr. Salunke CID Funny Sher

Aajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai … Wah Wah

Aajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai …

Dr.Salunke ne kaha – “Maut ka karan zeher hai”

 

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