Classroom Hindi Jokes

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Kuchh to aa raha hai (Teacher Student Joke)

पप्पू exam में खाली बैठा हुआ था। कुछ भी लिख नहीं रहा था।

Teacher : तुम कुछ लिख क्यों नहीं रहे?

पप्पू: कुछ आ नहीं रहा।

Teacher: अरे कुछ तो आ रहा होगा?

पप्पू: हाँ, कुछ तो आ रहा है …

Teacher: क्या ?

पप्पू: रोना !!!

Aaj Kal ke Maa-Baap

आज कल के माँ बाप सुबह स्कूल बस में बच्चे को बिठा के ऐसे बाय बाय करते हैं,
जैसे पढ़ने नहीं, विदेश यात्रा पर भेज रहें हो….

और
एक हम थे,
जो रोज़ लात खा के स्कूल जाते थे.

15 Fruits Name [Hindi Joke]

Teacher  – 15 फलों के नाम बताओ …

Student – आम !

Teacher – शाबाश !

Student – अमरुद …

Teacher – गुड !

Student – सेब …

Teacher – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ???

Student – 1 दर्ज़न केले !!!

Smart Kid

Teacher- Beta batao
Britannia Tiger Biscuit pe jo
green dot hai uska
kya matlab hota hai??

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Student- Mam, iska matlab hai ki
Tiger Online hai…!!

If a girl gets 98% marks

If a girl gets 98% marks, her response –

“कमीना 2 मार्क्स और दे देता तो उसका क्या जाता …”

If a boy gets 35% marks, his response –

“कॉपी जांचने वाला भगवान था यार ! मेरा साल बचा लिया उसने !!!”

How to pay attention

The Students of MBBS were attending Their 1st
Anatomy Class,
They all Gathered around the Surgery Table with a
Real Dead Dog,
..
The Professor put His Finger in Dog’s nose & Taste it
in His own Mouth,
Then He asked the Students to do the Same,
The students Hesitated for several Minutes,
But at last EveryOne inserted their Finger in Dog’s
nose & Taste it,
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When everyone finished,
The Professor looked at Them & Said:
The most important Quality is ‘Observation’
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I inserted my MIDDLE Finger But Tasted the FIRST
Finger,
Today you just Learn,
“How to Pay Attention”
..
All Students shouted….haramkhor kamina…….saala kutta …..

Height of “Kuch Bhi”

Height of ‘KUCH BHI’
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Teacher: Agar 1 Aam ke ped par 10 Kele lage
hain,
aur unme se 7 Amrood tod liye to
kitne Angoor bachenge?
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Student: Sir 9 Haathi..
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Teacher: Waah tumhe kaise pata
chala?
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Student: Sir kyunki mai lunch
me gobhi ki sabji laaya hoon….
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Moral: Roz brush karo warna petrol
menhga ho jaaega..

Get together in school

Son - “papa ek chhota sa ‘get together’ rakhaa hai school me !”

Papa - “‘Chhota sa’ se kya matlab ?”

Son - “aap, mai aur Principal !”