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How to pay attention

The Students of MBBS were attending Their 1st
Anatomy Class,
They all Gathered around the Surgery Table with a
Real Dead Dog,
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The Professor put His Finger in Dog’s nose & Taste it
in His own Mouth,
Then He asked the Students to do the Same,
The students Hesitated for several Minutes,
But at last EveryOne inserted their Finger in Dog’s
nose & Taste it,
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When everyone finished,
The Professor looked at Them & Said:
The most important Quality is ‘Observation’
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I inserted my MIDDLE Finger But Tasted the FIRST
Finger,
Today you just Learn,
“How to Pay Attention”
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All Students shouted….haramkhor kamina…….saala kutta …..

Height of “Kuch Bhi”

Height of ‘KUCH BHI’
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Teacher: Agar 1 Aam ke ped par 10 Kele lage
hain,
aur unme se 7 Amrood tod liye to
kitne Angoor bachenge?
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Student: Sir 9 Haathi..
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Teacher: Waah tumhe kaise pata
chala?
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Student: Sir kyunki mai lunch
me gobhi ki sabji laaya hoon….
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Moral: Roz brush karo warna petrol
menhga ho jaaega..

Get together in school

Son - “papa ek chhota sa ‘get together’ rakhaa hai school me !”

Papa - “‘Chhota sa’ se kya matlab ?”

Son - “aap, mai aur Principal !”

WhatsApp Nahi Hai

Teacher (to student) - “nalayak ! class mein din bhar ladkiyo ke saath baaten kyun karta rahta hai … ?”

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Student - “sir, mai bahut garib hu na… mere mobile mein WHATSAPP nahi hai !!!”

10 Very Funny Student Jokes

Funny-Memes-For-Students

1. Kaash Mere Teacher Ki Soach Thomas Edison Jaisi Hoti…

I am a Great Fan Of Thomas
Edison,
Because Of His Quote That,
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Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Don’t
Care……
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Because A Single Sheet Of Paper
Can Not Decide My Future !

2. Every Last Bencher’s Thinking–

Bhagwan Ka Diya Sab Kuch Hai..

” Books Hai
Notes Hai
Time Hai
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Aur Hausla To Itna Hai Ki..
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Jab Chahe Padh Ke TOP Kar Sakta Hoon,
Bus 1 Hi Baat Ki Kami Hai.,
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” MOOD ” Saala Banta Hi Nai…

3. Student Ko Proud Kab Hota Hai ???

Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein,
Khud Par Sabse Jyada Proud Kab
Hota Hai ?
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Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho,
Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake
Kahe,
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Copy Chhupa Lo Pichhe Wala
Dekh Raha Hai….
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Kasam Se Seena Choda Ho
Jata…!!

4. Why Study Only During Exams ??

My Mom Asked Me Why Don’t You Study The Whole Year & Study Only During Exams.??
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I Replied
Bcoz Lehro Ka Sukoon Sabhi Ko Pasand Hai Lekin,,
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Tufano Me Kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai….!!

5. Ab Ye Baat Kon Samjhae In Teachers Ko ?

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab
Teacher Bolta Hai Ki..
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Tumhara Aur Tumhare Aage
Wale Ka Answer Ek Hi
Hai..
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Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai —
” To Saale
Sawal Bhi To
Ek Hi Tha..

6. Ye Hoti Hai Pakki Dosti !!

Do Students Cheating Karne Hi
Wale The Ke Teacher Agya Aur Puncha–

” Tum Se Piche Wale Ladke Ne Abhi
Kya Puncha ? ”
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Student: Sir Iss Ne Puncha Japan Ka
Capital Kya Hai….
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Teacher: Toh Tum Ne Bata Diya.??
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Student: Nai Sir… Mene Isko Danta
Tha Ki Abhi To Tune Muje Toka Hai
Magr Ab Naa ” TOKYO ”

7. Study Or Stunt…

Open your books , switch off your mobiles and start studying….
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The above stunts are performed only by professionals…
please don’t try this at home !!

8. Definition of TOPPERS…!!

Every student gets opportunity
to enjoy their student life..
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But some miss those beautiful
moments..
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Those stupid people are known
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TOPPERS..

9. Stop Dreaming- Wake up !

When I was Studying My Mom
Was calling me.
But I did not respond..

I was deeply involved in
Studies But she Called me
again n again,

I shouted Plz Leave me to
Study, My exam is near plz
I want to Study , I want to
Study….

My Mom Slapped me and said
Stop Dreaming “Wake up n
Study…….

10. Konsa Tayar Punchar Tha??

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
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Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din
Principal Ko Bole,
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Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The,
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Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe,
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Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
Pricipal Ne Maan Liya Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka
Time Diya,
1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein
Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya,
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Ques:” Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..??
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1:” Front Right
2:” Front Left
3:” Back Right
4:” Back Left
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Note:” Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab
Pass..!!

Aajkal Ke Bacche (Part: 4)

Aajkal Ke Bacche…

3rd Class Ka Baccha Apni Miss Se
Kehta Hai–

” Mai Apko Kesa Lagta Hun… ?? ”
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Miss: So Sweet..
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Baccha: To Phir Mai Apne Mummy
Papa Ko Aap Ke
Ghar Kab Bheju.. ??
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Miss: Wo Kyu …??
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Bacha: Taki Wo Hamari Baat Aage
Chalaye..
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Miss: Ye Kya Bakwas Hai..
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Baccha:–
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” Tution Padhane Ke Liye ..!!

Miss Aap Bhi Na Kasam Se TV Dekh-Dekh Ke
Bigad Gayi hain…!!

Kyon So Rahe Ho ?

Teacher (Bunty se) : Bunty, tum class me so kyon rahe ho ?

Bunty : Ma’m, aapki aawaaz itni pyaari hai ki mai so hee jaata hoon !

Teacher : toh baakiyon ko neend kyon nahi aa rahi ?

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