10 Very Funny Student Jokes

10 Very Funny Student Jokes

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1. Kaash Mere Teacher Ki Soach Thomas Edison Jaisi Hoti…

I am a Great Fan Of Thomas
Edison,
Because Of His Quote That,
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Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Don’t
Care……
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Because A Single Sheet Of Paper
Can Not Decide My Future !

2. Every Last Bencher’s Thinking–

Bhagwan Ka Diya Sab Kuch Hai..

” Books Hai
Notes Hai
Time Hai
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Aur Hausla To Itna Hai Ki..
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Jab Chahe Padh Ke TOP Kar Sakta Hoon,
Bus 1 Hi Baat Ki Kami Hai.,
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” MOOD ” Saala Banta Hi Nai…

3. Student Ko Proud Kab Hota Hai ???

Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein,
Khud Par Sabse Jyada Proud Kab
Hota Hai ?
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Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho,
Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake
Kahe,
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Copy Chhupa Lo Pichhe Wala
Dekh Raha Hai….
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Kasam Se Seena Choda Ho
Jata…!!

4. Why Study Only During Exams ??

My Mom Asked Me Why Don’t You Study The Whole Year & Study Only During Exams.??
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I Replied
Bcoz Lehro Ka Sukoon Sabhi Ko Pasand Hai Lekin,,
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Tufano Me Kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai….!!

5. Ab Ye Baat Kon Samjhae In Teachers Ko ?

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab
Teacher Bolta Hai Ki..
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Tumhara Aur Tumhare Aage
Wale Ka Answer Ek Hi
Hai..
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Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai —
” To Saale
Sawal Bhi To
Ek Hi Tha..

6. Ye Hoti Hai Pakki Dosti !!

Do Students Cheating Karne Hi
Wale The Ke Teacher Agya Aur Puncha–

” Tum Se Piche Wale Ladke Ne Abhi
Kya Puncha ? ”
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Student: Sir Iss Ne Puncha Japan Ka
Capital Kya Hai….
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Teacher: Toh Tum Ne Bata Diya.??
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Student: Nai Sir… Mene Isko Danta
Tha Ki Abhi To Tune Muje Toka Hai
Magr Ab Naa ” TOKYO ”

7. Study Or Stunt…

Open your books , switch off your mobiles and start studying….
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The above stunts are performed only by professionals…
please don’t try this at home !!

8. Definition of TOPPERS…!!

Every student gets opportunity
to enjoy their student life..
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But some miss those beautiful
moments..
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Those stupid people are known
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TOPPERS..

9. Stop Dreaming- Wake up !

When I was Studying My Mom
Was calling me.
But I did not respond..

I was deeply involved in
Studies But she Called me
again n again,

I shouted Plz Leave me to
Study, My exam is near plz
I want to Study , I want to
Study….

My Mom Slapped me and said
Stop Dreaming “Wake up n
Study…….

10. Konsa Tayar Punchar Tha??

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
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Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din
Principal Ko Bole,
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Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The,
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Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe,
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Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
Pricipal Ne Maan Liya Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka
Time Diya,
1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein
Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya,
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Ques:” Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..??
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1:” Front Right
2:” Front Left
3:” Back Right
4:” Back Left
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Note:” Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab
Pass..!!

 

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