मौका ही नहीं मिला

मौका ही नहीं मिला

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टीचर – आज स्कूल देर से आने का तुमने क्या बहाना सोचा है ?

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छात्र – सॉरी सर ! आज मैं इतनी तेज दौडकर आया हूँ कि बहाना सोचने का मौका ही नहीं मिला …!!!

Sent By : Raj Saxena, Indore.

 

54 COMMENTS

  1. bachchon par nivesh karne ki sabase achchi chiz hai apna samay or achch sansakar dhyan rakhe , ek shresth balak ka nirman 100 vidhylayon ko banane se bhi bhehtar hai.

    DILEEP PATHAK

  2. jhut hazar buraiyan piada krta hai insan ke ander,ham sb apne ap ko jhuth ka sahara lene se roke,aur ek bat yad rakhe ek jhut ko chupane ke liye 100 jhut bolna padta hai.

  3. संता क्लास में हंस रहा था.

    एक लड़का बोला – “चुप कर !”

    संता बोला – “क्यों ? तू कौन है ?”

    लड़का बोला – “मैं Monitor हूँ !”

    संता बोला – “मैं CPU हूँ… अब बोल ?”

  4. Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk:Did u see me robbing?Clerk:Yes.Robber shot him dead asked nextclerk:Did u?2nd clerk:No,But my wife saw u

  5. Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:”can kids of our age have kids?”Teacher replied ” NO Never” Boy said to girl :”seei told u nottoworry

  6. Doctor:Madam, your husband needs restand pease so here are somesleeping pills.Wife:Doc,when should I give them tohim?Doctor:They are fOR YOU

  7. One million copies of a new book soldIn just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.”An idea.that can change ur wife”

  8. HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can`t move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE.

  9. Yaro ke bich yarana sikh gye. Bear p ke sutta lagana or pina sikh gye. Sb kuch tik tha zindgi me hamari…….. Galti to tab hua jab dil lagana sikh gye……..gud morning..

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