ज्योतिषी

एक दिन संता की बेटी ने कहा – “पापा, कल आपके घर में एक सदस्य कम हो जायेगा !”

और अगले दिन वह अपने प्रेमी के साथ  भाग गई.

दुःख बांटने आये अपने दोस्त बंता से संता ने कहा – “लड़की ने काम तो गलत किया, पर थी वो पूरी  ज्योतिषी

Sent By : Rajat Soni, Indore.

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    17 Comments on ज्योतिषी

    1. shivi bhadshah lookhi wale // April 22, 2012 at 8:24 pm //

      Salo dhang k chutkale dala kro

    2. I LOVE THIS

    3. msg par msg bhejte ho,
      bhej bhej kar kyon bheja kharab karte ho,
      khud ke bheje main to kuch hai nahin,
      dusron ke bheje hue bhejte ho.

    4. ek bar ram cycle per kahin ja raha tha. thabi uski cycle raste main pade gobar kae beeach sae nikli to wahan per khade kuch bachhae mazak main kahnae lagae “happy birthday to you”. to phir ram nae kaha ki—-
      ram:bolnae sae kuch nahi hoga agar mera birthday hai to apnae doston ko bhukae thodae hi na janae dunga mera bhi to koi farzz banta hai lo thoda-thoda kha lo.

    5. nice joke

    6. The girl war an astrologer

    7. The girl was an astrologer

    8. ek bar ram cycle per kahin ja raha tha. thabi uski cycle raste main pade gobar kae beeach sae nikli to wahan per khade kuch bachhae mazak main kahnae lagae “happy birthday to you”. to phir ram nae kaha ki—-
      ram:bolnae sae kuch nahi hoga agar mera birthday hai to apnae doston ko bhukae thodae hi na janae dunga mera bhi to koi farzz banta hai lo thoda-thoda kha lo

    9. OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan!
      Yam-Kar Lo.
      OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua!
      Yam-Kuch nahi.
      OSAMA-Q!
      Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai.

    10. VERY -VERY NICE

    11. nice joke,i like it…

    12. rihit jaiswal // August 14, 2012 at 6:13 am //

      wah wah kya baat hai

    13. saurabh singh // August 14, 2012 at 12:36 pm //

      fanatastic

    14. good joke

    15. Chandrakant // August 19, 2012 at 12:48 am //

      An eye opener to to them who eat Indian sing Pakistani

    16. ghatiya joke

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