Love Jokes

Lovers, Boyfriend Girlfriend, Premi Premika jokes in Hindi

Dhamki ya chance

Santa ne facebook par ek ladki ko message kiya – “I Love you”

Ladki ne jawab diya – “Dam hai to kabhi saamne aakar mil ….!”

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Santa samajh nahi paa raha hai ki dhamki de rahi hai ya chance ….

Civil Engineer went on date [Hindi Joke]

एक मॉडर्न लड़की और सिविल इंजीनियर लड़का डेट पर गए…
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लड़के ने कैंडिल लाइट डिनर की तैयारी कर रखी थी, और
सोच रखा था कि अगर सबकुछ ठीक रहा तो उसे प्रपोज कर देगा…
डेट पर मिलने के थोड़ी देर बाद…
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लड़की ने शर्माते हुए पूछा- ये प्यार क्या होता है….???
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लड़के ने सोचा इंप्रेशन जमाने का यही मौका है…
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उसने जवाब दिया- प्यार
का रिश्तादो इंसानों में
वही होता है जो सीमेंट और रेत के बीच
पानी का होता है, फर्ज करो…
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लड़का = सीमेंट
लड़की = रेत
प्यार = पानी
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अब अगर सीमेंट और रेत को आपस में मिला दिया जाए
तो वो स्ट्रांग नहीं होंगे लेकिन अगर इसमें पानी मिक्स
कर दिया जाए तो कोई इनको जुदा नहीं कर सकता…

लड़के का यह जवाब सुन लड़की हंसते हुए बोली…
“कमीने तू शक्ल से ही मजदूर लगता है…”

Parents ki permission

Boy - “meri girlfriend banogi ?”

Girl - “mere parents ki permission nahi hai …”

Boy - “Ohhh …. jaise mere baap ne to mujhe “Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Pataao Samiti” ka Chairman banaa rakhaa hai !!!”

Job in Hindustan Times – Funny Joke

Girlfriend – “तुम क्या काम करते हो ?”

Boyfriend – “Hindustan Times में job करता था लेकिन अभी छोड़ दिया …”

Girlfriend- “छोड़ क्यूँ दिया ? HT कितनी अच्छी कंपनी तो है ?”

Boyfriend – “अब इतनी ठण्ड में कौन सुबह-सुबह अखबार बांटने जाए …!!!”

Funny Status On Relationship For Facebook And WhatsApp

Here I collected some very funny and entertaining status to show your relationship on Facebook and WhatsApp. I hope you like them.

facebook-relationship-statu

1. In a relationship but we don’t know what we’re doing.

2. In an On, Off, On again type relationship.

3. Recently single and probably bitter.

4. ….. one of us thinks that we’re in relationship.

5. Wo Mujhe Phir Se Taad Rii Hai !!

6. Jako Rakhe Saiyaan Faase Sake Naa Koi !!

12 Signs That You Are In Love

Sure, there’s the butterflies that come when you first start seeing someone. But how do you know when lust turns to love? Here are 12 ways to know if you’ve really fallen for that special somebody. If you can say yes to every one, you know you’re really in love.

1. You Walk Really Slow When You’re With Them.

2. You Feel Shy Whenever They’re Around.

3. You Smile When You Hear Their Voice.

4. When You Look At Them, You Can’t See The Other People Around You, You Just See Him/Her.

5. They’re All You Think About.

6. You Realize You’re Always Smiling When You’re Looking At Them.

7. You Would Do Anything Just To See Them.

9. While Reading This, There Was One Person On Your Mind This Whole Time.

10. You Just Smiled Because It’s True.

11. You Were So Busy Thinking About That Person, You Did’nt Notice Number Eight (8) Was Missing.

12. You Just Scrolled Up To Check & Are Now Silently Laughing At Yourself.

5 incredible advantages of having a girlfriend

Having a girlfriend is a dream of every guy and I know, many of you work really hard to get one. However, there always have to be some shy and negative minded people, who think a girlfriend may be injurious to their health.

Here I am going to show you 5 considerable advantages of having a girlfriend, so if anyone of you is feeling hesitation  in making a girl his friend, may start thinking positively.  (more…)