Short Funny Hindi Jokes

Hindi Jokes in Hindi | Short & funny jokes sms in Hindi

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संता - मेरे पास बीस हजार रुपये थे। सोचा सुरक्षा का इंतज़ाम किये बिना घर में इतने पैसे नहीं रखने चाहिये …

बंता - फिर तूने क्या किया ?

संता - फिर बीस हजार का कुत्ता खरीद लिया और क्या ???

Santa ki problem [Hindi joke]

Santa - “kal meri shaadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hain …

Banta - “toh tujhe kya problem hai ?”

Santa - “pata nahi Papa mujhe le jayenge ya nahi ???”

Mann kar raha hai

Santa - “Bhai saheb, cigarette jaraa hotel se baahar jaakar peejiye, hamare saath parents hain …”

Banta - “toh kya hua ?”

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Santa - “toh saaley mera bhi mann kar raha hai peene kaa !!!…”

Coffee Shop & Wine Shop

Santa- What’s the difference between a COFFEE Shop and WINE Shop?
Banta- COFFEE Shop is the starting point of LOVE  and ….

 

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WINE Shop is the last point of LOVE !!!

Kejriwal And Rahul Gandhi

जब से केजरीवाल market में आये हैं

राहुल गाँधी पर jokes बनना ऐसे कम  हो गया है…

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जैसे केबल के जमाने में दूरदर्शन के दर्शक … !!!

Santa Claus

Apna kya hai bhai !

Jo dost free me daaru pilaa de…

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apne liye wahi Santa Claus hai !!!

Mann ki uljhan

Radio par Modi ji ke “Mann ki baat” programme ki success se

inspire hokar

ab Rahul Ji bhi apna programme

“Mann ki Uljhan”

laane ki yojna banaa rahe hain …

3 Biggest lies of our times

Aajkal ke zamaane ke 3 sabse bade jhooth –

(1) Papa, exam to ekdam badhiya gaya …

(2) Bhai, kal pakka tere paise lauta doonga …

(3) Yaar, jab tera phone aaya tab mobile silent pe tha …

Thank God

Baap ne beti ke kamre me cigarette dekhi …

Oh god ! she smokes !

fir whiskey ki bottle dekhi …

Oh god ! she drinks too !

fir ek ladke ko dekha …

Thank god ! ye sab is ladke ka hai …

First Class Hain

Boy : Uncle kaise hai aap?

Uncle : First class..

Boy : Aur aunty?

Uncle: First class hi hai..

Boy : Aur aapke bachche?

Uncle: Woh bhi first class hai ek dam..

Boy: BC!  aap log aadmi ho ya train ke dibbe.??