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सोच ले !

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दो चूहे बाइक पर घूम रहे थे.

शेर के बच्चे ने लिफ्ट मांगी.

एक चूहा बोला – सोच ले ! फिर तेरी माँ कहीं ये न कहे  कि गुंडों के साथ घूमता है … ?

Sent By : Pinky Singh, Indore.

72 COMMENTS

  1. Dosatee Se Kematee Koe` jageer Nahee Hotee, Dosatee Se Khubsurat Koe Tasveer Nahee Hotee,Dosatee Yoo To Hai Aak Kacha Dhaga Magr Esa Dhage Se Majboota Koe Janjeer Nahee Hotee.

  2. boy- i love u
    girl – sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hu
    ladka -udas ho gaya phir achanak bahgne laga or bola teri MUMMY ko
    ko btunga

    girl – RUK ja kammine
    i love u too

  3. fool khilte hain bhaar mein. dunia rehti hai intzar mein. abhe kmeeno itna acha bhi na likha karo.kyunki hum kho jate hain aapke payar mein

  4. Acchi zindgi jeene ke do taroke hote hai

    1,,, jo pasand hai use hasil karna sikh lo

    ya

    2,,, jo hasil hai use pasand karna sikh lo

    pls comments this msg
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  5. Zindgi tasbir bhi hai aur taqdir bhi
    manchahe rango se bhar jai to tasbir
    anchahe rango se bhar jai to taqdir

  6. Pareshaniyon Se Bhagna Aasan Hota Hai,
    Har Mushkil Zindagi Mein Ek Imtihan Hota Hai,
    Himmat Haarne Waale Ko Kuch Nahi Milta Zindagi Mein,
    Aur Mushkilon Se Ladne Wale Ke Kadmon Mein Hee To Jahan Hota Haiâ?¦

    SONU JI APP KA KYA MANNA H

  7. Na Kar Aasman Ki Hasrat, Zameen Ki Talash Kar,
    Sab Hai Yahin, Kahin Aur Na Talash Kar,
    Poori Ho Har Aarzu To Kya Maza Hai Jeene Ka,
    Agar Jeena Hai To Ek Haseen Wajah Ki Talash Kar…

  8. Zindagi Sikke Ke Do Pehlu Ki Tarah Hai,
    Kabhi Sukh To Kabhi Dukh,
    Jab Sukh Ho To ‘Ghamand’ Mat Karna,
    Aur Jab Dukh Ho To, Thoda, ‘Intzaar’ Jaroor Karnao Ek Haseen Wajah Ki Talash Kar…

  9. HAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE ROTA HAI…,
    HAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE TADAPTA HAI………………,
    MERI DOSTI KO GALAT NA SAMJHANA …….,
    QKI.,PYAAR TO DOSTI ME HOTA HAI..
    ( 9370239137 )

  10. cupcake8million Posted on congrats- your liinvg my dream since you won’t see your family/ friends for a long tie you could go cheesy- wish you were here or on the trail again or Where in the world is (your name)? Best of luck!

  11. Har Baat ka Koi Jawab Nahi Hota…
    Har Ishq ka Naam Kharab Nahi Hotaaa..
    Yuh to Joom Lete Hai Nashe me Pine Wale
    Magar Har Nashe ka Naam Sharab Nahi Hota…

  12. Dil se Dil badi muskil me milta ue sahulo me phul badi muskil se khilta he. you to mil jaate he lakho gaal gulabi lakho gaal gulabi par kaala til badi muskil ms milta he
    beerendr parihar
    mob.
    gwalior

  13. dil me dil badi muskil se milta he sahilo me phul badi nuskil me khilta he. you to mil jaate he lakho gaal gulabi par lakho gaal gulabi par kaala til badi muskil se milta he…
    beerendr parihar
    gwalior
    mob.

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