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एक भिखारी रोज-रोज मांग कर खाते-खाते तंग आ गया था.

एक दिन उसने भगवान से प्रार्थना की – “भगवान, मुझे खाने को ऐसा कुछ दे जो खाने पर भी खत्म न हो !”

भगवान बोले – “ये ले बेटा ….

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च्यूइंग गम !”

Sent By : Bablu Tyagi, Hisar.

 

50 COMMENTS

  1. haqiqat
    Mohabbat ki judaai hoti hai ,

    kabhi kabhi pyar main
    bewafai hoti he ,

    hamari taraf
    haat badhaa kar toh dekho
    dosti main kitni sachhai hothg he !!!

    my no – 09250802300

  2. haqiqat
    mohabbat ki judaai hoti hai ,

    kabhi kabhi pyar main
    bewafai hoti he ,

    hamari taraf
    haat badhaa kar toh dekho
    dosti
    main kitni sachhai hotu he !!!

    my no – 09250802300

  3. Rab
    dil ke irade aazmata hai,

    Khwabo ke
    parde aankho se hatata hai..

    Hosla mat harna
    zindagi me kabhi,

    Kyon ki
    Thoda dard hi insaan ko
    jeena sikhata hai…!!!

  4. Yeh dil kyun rota hai unhe yaad karke wo to chale gaye tumhe barbaad karke ab wo hai kisi aur ke kya faayda khuda se fariyaad karke

  5. Log doobte hai to samundar ko dosh dete hai manjil na mile to muqqadar ko dosh dete hai khud to samahl ke chalte nahi lagti hai chot to patthar ko dosh dete hai.

  6. is ummid me jee rahe the ham .gam ke aansu pi rahe the ham.wafa ki devi hogi meri hamsafar.ye sochkar jakhmo ko see rahe the ham.hamsafar mila par use koi aur pyara tha.bari mushkil se usne use nakara tha.wo uski yadon me har waqt shamil thi aur mai ab bhi besahara tha.8002597284

  7. ek ladki party me ek ladke se= kya aap mere face par se ek cheej hata sakte h
    ladka khush hokar= kya.
    ladki= apni kutte jesi nazar.

  8. NASHA BHI HOTA AGAR JAAM MEIN TERA CHEHRA HOTA.
    YOON TO BIN PIYE BHI TERI YAADON SE BEHK JAATE H.

  9. Mang ulfat me gar jaan bhi humse.hum teri kisi baat ko taala nahi karte.tasdiqe jo karni ho chale aao kisi saam.hum tere bina ghar me ujala nahi karte

  10. wife- mai marna chahati hu
    husband- ye lo dairy milk khao wife- wo kisley husband- koi bhi shubh kam karnese pahale kuchh mithha ho jaye.

  11. TU DOOR HAI MUJHSE OR PASS BHI NAHI
    TERI KAMI KA EHSAAS BHI HAI JAHAN MEIN MERE.
    PAR TU PYARA BHI HAI AUR KHAAS BHI HAIN
    DOST LAKHON HAI JAHAN ME MERE TU PYARA BHI HAI AUR PASS
    BHI HAI

  12. 1970 me dulha dahej me radio mangta tha,
    1980 me T.V. manta tha,
    1990 me bike,
    2000 me cash,
    2012 me…
    bas bina boyfrnd wali dulhan de do baki me kma ke khareed lunga

  13. ashik marte nhi mar diye jate h…
    hindu khte h ise jla do ,muslim khte h ise dfna do mgr…
    koi kmbkht ye nhi khta k isko iski mohbat se mila do
    this is real action. So keep care it.

  14. ek bar gaon ke kuch log shar mai mela dekhane gaey .mela dekhane ke bad ek restaidar ke yha ruk gaey.restaidar ne sone ke ley ek kambal or ragaee de dee.ve log use lekar so gaey.kuch der baad log bari bari se gas paas karne lagey to sabhi log paresaan ho gaey .to sabhi logo ne nirnay keya ke abke bar jo gas paas kare wo kahe ke aap aye .to sabhi log muh bhahar kar legey .aisha he sabhi logo ne keya. magar thodi der baad loog paresaan ho gaey kuki abki bar kese ne nahi bataya.tosabhi log naraj ho gaey.tabhi unmai se ek log bola ke kaisey batata ke abke bar aap nahi aap ke baap aye hai.

  15. saadi se pahle pyar bhare vaade,
    bad me sirf takrar hoti hai.
    pahle milne ko bekrar,
    bad me dikhe bhi to fatkar hoti hai.
    saadi karne se phle soch lo,
    aisi bevkufi na bar bar hoti hai…

  16. JIN HASEENO KE BAAL KHULE HOTE HAIN,
    AASHIQ KO PHASANE KE CHAAL HOTE HAIN,
    KHUN CHUS LETI HAIN DIL KA,TABHI TO UNKE HONT LAAL HOTE HAI…………RAMMY

  17. hum na hote to gazal kaun karta….,
    tumhare chehare ko kawal kaun kahata….,
    ye to karishma hai mohabbbat ka………,
    nhi to pattaron se bane mahal ko………..,
    TAJMAHAL kaun kahata (HIT’S 9370239137 )

  18. Muse dur jauge kaise dil se hame balauge kaise hum wo khsubu hai jo sanson me baste hai unke sason ko ruk pauge kaise.

  19. Navraat hai puja sankalp ki,
    Atma-Shakti ki,
    Kabhi na Haar manane wali
    Pravarti ki,
    Nirasha me asha ki kiran ki..
    Apnakar Navraat ko safal banaye,
    Wish you Happy Navratri.

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