Funny Santa Banta Joke in Hindi

Funny Santa Banta Joke in Hindi

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A very funny Santa Banta Joke in Hindi – 

Santa wishes to kiss Kareena - Hindi Joke

Sent By : Mohit Rastogi, Mathura.

 

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  1. chup rehkar wakt u hi guzar jayega Dur hone k bad kaun kiso ko yaad ayega ji lo ye pal jab hm sath hai na jane rab ka faristha kab hme le jayega.

    vishwanath B. mali

    mo no- 09725262283

  2. pyar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata…
    dil me lagi aag ko dikhaya nahi jata…
    kitni bhi dooriya ho pyar or dosti me…
    sache pyar ko kabhi bhulaya nahi jata

    Dear jann
    I love You
    I miss u always

  3. Teacher: Zameen par rehne waley jaanwar bacche dete hain, Hawa mein udne waley jaanwar andey dete hain ! Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai?? Student: “Air Hostess!

  4. log kahte haikash….padhai pyar ki tarah hoti,apne aap ho jati Hum kahte hain ki kaash…Pyar padhi ki tarah hota,Parents maar maar kar karwate……………….

  5. Hi Sonu,
    I like you jokes and shayiries.
    Plzzz send me funny jokes.
    I like to read your jokes.

    Bye & take care.

    Himani

  6. Tinke Tufan me bikharte chale gye…
    Tanhai ki gahrai me utarte chale gye. udte the jin dosto ke saath aasma me hm 1-1 karke sab yaar bichadte chale gya…..

    9829574384

  7. sach to ye hai ki koi chahta hai hame,,
    hum bhi chahe hai use,,
    siddat itni ho gyi hai is mohabbat ki ,,
    wo batana chahe aur hum bata na paye unhe,,,

  8. Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai, Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,
    Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye,ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai

    I Love You Preyashu Raj I Miss you
    Mob no-9852751977

  9. Film Director to Akshay Kumar: Tum ko 100 ft ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

    Akshay Kumar: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

    Funny Film Director: Don’t worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

  10. Wat is d meaning of True love?
    True love is when,
    Katrina propose A boy “I love you” &
    Boy Replied, ”Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her

    7837110939
    i m looking for a girl who is nice nd beautiful as well as good in nature…cast doesn’t matter!!! plz if any girl interested, contact me: 7837110939
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  11. NURSE TO PREGNANT LADY-AB KYU RO RAHI HO YE WAKHAT NAHI HAI RONE KA,YE WAKHAT HAI BACHHA HONE KA, TAB KYU NAHI ROI THI JAB CHIPAK KE SAATH SOYI THI,AB KEHTI HO MAR DALO TAB KEHTI THI AUR DAALO

  12. Zindgi ki asal khubsurti ye nahi ki aap kitne khush ho

    balki

    zindgi ki asal khubsurti to ye hai ki aap se kitne log khush hai

  13. log kahte hai ki hatho ki lakhir adhuri hoto
    kismat mai muhabbat nahi hoti lekin mera kahna hai ki
    hatho mai tumhara hath ho to lakhir ki bi jarurat nahi hoti

    i love you
    my jaanu
    s.g.

  14. waqt bahut kam hai sath bitane mai ise na gabana ruthane or manane mai rishta to hamne bana hi liya hai bas thoda sat dena ise nibhane mai

    i miss u
    my dear
    anushka gupta

  15. Raaj dil ka chhupa lete hain.
    saamne aate hi wo nazre jhuka lete ha
    baat karte nahi ya hoti nahi,
    par jab bhi milte ha,
    muskura dete ha.

  16. Jaise chahate hum unhe
    vo bhi chahate to koi baat hoti
    paane ka armaan to tha,
    bin maange mil jate to kya bat hoti

  17. “Gum Nahi Waha Jaha Ho Afsana Apka,

    Khushiya Dhunti H Hr Pal Aashiyana Apka

    Aap Udas Nahi Hona Kabi Qki Bahut Acha

    Lagta Hai Muskurana Apka”

  18. Aankho Mai Hazaro Sapne Sajaye Hai,
    Dil Mai Chahat Ke Deep Jalaye Hai,
    Ae Khuda, Pura Ho Har Sapna Unka,
    Jo Is Waqt Hamare SMS Par Nazar Jamaye Hai.

  19. Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho?
    Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
    Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.
    Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.

  20. Aapki Ankhon Me Kabhi Ansu Na Ho Aapke Given Me Na Koi Gum Ho. Aapko Mele Given Me Hr Khusi Bhale Un Khusion Me Samil Hum Na Ho.

    Aapki kami se dil mera udas hai pr muche aap se milne ki ash hai esha lagta hai ki dil ka koi tukda pass hai..

  21. Humse socha tha ki unse rishta jod lenge
    Dil ke ek kone me unhe sanjo lenge
    Lekin ye ho na saka, Hum unhe chale the
    Dil ka haal btane magar wo to hume hi
    Chhod chale….

  22. na kar
    Na Kar Aasman Ki Hasrat, Zameen Ki Talash Kar, Sab Hai Yahin, Kahin Aur Na Talash Kar, Poori Ho Har Aarzu To Kya Maza Hai Jeene Ka, Agar Jeena Hai To Ek Haseen Wajah Ki Talash Karâ?¦

  23. Pareshaniyon Se Bhagna Aasan Hota Hai, Har Mushkil Zindagi Mein Ek Imtihan Hota Hai, Himmat Haarne Waale Ko Kuch Nahi Milta Zindagi Mein, Aur Mushkilon Se Ladne Wale Ke Kadmon Mein Hee To Jahan Hota Hai…

  24. .Yaad Hai Wo Bachpan Ki Amiri, Na Jaane Ab Kahan Kho Gayi, Wo Din He Kuch Aur They Jab Baarish Ke Paani Mein Hamare Bhi Jahaz Chala Karte They..

  25. Kar Diya Ishq Ne Hamein Itna Nikamma, Hamne Unki Zulfon Ke Saaye Mein Rehne Ki Kasam Kha Dali, Par Kya Karein Us Bewafa Ne Apni Zulfein He Katwa Dali…

  26. Tum Jitne Bhi Chale Jaao Door, Hum Door Hone Nahi Deinge, Tum Bin Kitna Royenge Ye Bata Na Sakenge, Dard Ye Nahi Ki Aap Mil Na Sakoge, Gam Sirf Ye Hoga Ki Hum Aapko Bhula Na Sakeinge…

  27. …Hamne Suna Hai Ki Ishq Itna Mat Karo Ki Husn Sar Pe Sawar Ho Jaaye, Mein Kehta Hoon Ki Aye Mere Dost Ishq Itna Kar Ki Patthar Dil Ko Bhi Tujhse Pyar Ho Jaa kro

  28. Arz Kiya Hai… Dena Hai Yeh Dil Kisi Ko Daan Mein… Wah Wah Gaur Farmaiyega… Dena Hai Yeh Dil Kisi Ko Daan Mein… Yaaron… Hai Koi Mast Maal Dhyan Mein…

  29. Tujhe Pata Hai… Meine Uss Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Peena Chod Diya, Bar Mein Jaana Bhi Chod Diya, Jua Khelna Bhi Chod Diya, Dost: To Phir Uss Ladki Se Shaadi Kyun Nahi Kar Leta… Ab Yaar Itna Sudhar Gaya Hoon Sochta Hoon Doosri Hee Pata Loon..

  30. At Traffic Signal Boyfriend To Girlfriend:Jaan Main Tumhari Ankhon Main Saara Jahan Dekh Sakta Hoo. Paas Main Ek Aadmi Without Helmet Khada Tha, Usne Kaha Bhaisahab Mujhe Bas Itna Bata Do Ki Aage Chaurahe Par Helmet Ki checking Ho Rahi Hai Ya Nahi..

  31. boy= KYA TUM I LOVE YOU KA MATLAB JANTE HO.

    GIRL= YES, ME TUMSE PYAR KARTE HO

    BOY= ARE EK SAVAL KYA PUCHH LIYA SASURE PYAR HE KAR BATHI

  32. Moulvi: Mujhe begum k liye Bra chahiye. Shopkeeper: Kya size ?
    Moulvi: Size to maloom nahi par haa Purani Bra me se Mere liye 2 Topi zarur Ban jati hai!

  33. CHEIF MINISTER- Bomb blast me maare gaye logo ko 10 lakh aur ghaylon ko 50 hajar milenge…
    Santa- aur Sir, blast ki awaz sunkar jinki fat gyi thi unka kya??

  34. hamesha unke karib mat rahiye jo ap ko khus rakhte hai
    kbhi unke bhi karib rahiye jo apke bina khus nhi rah sakte

  35. ak bar ek admi dusre ke pas ja kar kahata h ki khat chahiye
    to dusra kahata h mere pas to do hi h to phle wala bola to tum sote kese ho ek p mere ma or meri ptni or dusre per m or mera bap to pahle wala bola bhai khat rahne de per sona sikha le

  36. bander ka beta’ papa meri shadi kab hogi .

    bander .beta teri hone wali dulhan abhi sms padh rhi hai .

    agar padh k
    muskarayi..to samjho baat pakki………………

  37. ek open heart surgery theater ke gate p likha tha,
    agar dil khol lete apna yaaro ke saath
    agar dil khol lete apna yaaro ke saath

    to

    to

    to kholna na padta ozaaron k saath

  38. Jiya Itna Ki Marna Muskhil Ho Gaya.
    Hase Itna Ki Runa Muskil Ho Gaya.
    Kisiko Pana Kismat Ki Baat Hai
    Chaha Itna Ki Bhulana Muskhil Ho Gaya

    Reply

  39. Ek ladke ka birthday hota h
    usme kuch educational log aate h aur kuch uneducational log aate h
    educational log bolte h “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ”
    aur uneducational log bolte h “HADDI TOOTE TO YOU”

  40. hota hai pyaar tab khushi hoti, hay rota hay dil jab taklif hoti hai.
    pyaar mat karna mere dost,dimag sa zyada dil ko taklif hoti hay…….

  41. 1 Sardar Ne Apni Bhabhi Ko Maar Diya!

    Kyuki

    Jab Bhi Wo Apne
    Kisi Frnd Se Puchta Ki Tu
    Kisse Baat Kr Raha He
    To
    Wo Kehta-
    ‘TERI BHABHI SE’.

  42. AKASH MAIN TARE BAHUT HAIN,MAGAR KINARA NAJAR NAHI AATA / MHOBAT TO SAB KARTE HAI MAGAR KOI SAHARA NAJAR NAHI AATA//LOVE YOU ALL FRINDS

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