Can’t Remember – Funny Hindi Joke

Can’t Remember – Funny Hindi Joke

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Santa fell from 10 story building - Hindi joke

Sent By : Ramesh Singh, Etah.

 

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  1. teen lankee kee shadee huyee teeno apane pati kee sarahana kar rahee thee
    First- pahalee ne kaha hamare patee nadee me dudate hai to us par nikalate hai
    Second- doosaree ne kaha hamare patee nadee me dubate hai to samudra me nekalate hai
    Third- teesaree ne kaha hamare patee nadee me kudate hai to indiamarka do hand pamp se nikalate hai

  2. santa-you know when i was small i fall down from 10 floor.
    banta-then you die or save?
    santa-I don’t know this is very old story.

  3. 1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi !!
    Main To Ab Uska Mooh Be Nahi Dekhungi
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    2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya ?
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    1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai, Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai!!

  4. 1bar obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me the
    tabhi 1 gufa aayi kissing aur jhapad ki aawaj aayi
    jab train bahar aayi to
    obama ka gaal laal tha
    sab k sab chup. Sonia soch rahi thi k obama ne aish ko kiss kiya hoga or thappad khaya hoga
    aish soch rahi thi k obama ne mujhe kiss karne k liye glti se sonia ko kiss kiya hoga aur jhapad khaya hoga
    and obama soch raha tha ki mnmohan aish ko kiss kiya lekin galti se mujhe jhapad mara
    manmohan soch raha tha k 1 bar phir gufa aye mai kiss ki aawaj nikaal kar obama ko jhapad maaru
    abhi isne india ki politics dekhi kha hai…

  5. santa- agar bachpan me me aapni maa ki baat man leta to aaj itna preshan nhi hota
    Banta- wese tumhari maa kya kahti thi?
    Santa- jab suna nhi to tumhe kya btauga

  6. 1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi !!
    Main To Ab Uska Mooh Be Nahi Dekhungi
    _

    _
    2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya ?
    _
    _
    1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai, Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai!!

  7. A boy to a girl- darling i m not a drinker, druger aur gutkha bhi nhi khata hu bas ek hi buri aadat hai ki i m a big lier……… hi hi hi

  8. Aadmi Subah Se Sham Tak Kaam Karke Itna Nahin Thakta,
    Jitna Krodh Ya Chinta Se Ek Ghante Mein Thak Jaata Hai
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    Hamare Vyaktitva Ki Utpatti Hamare Vicharo Mein Hai,
    Is Liye Dhyan Rakhein Ki Aap Kya Vicharte Hain,
    Shabd Gaun Hain; Vichar Mukhya Hain, Aur Unka Asar Door Tak Jaata Hai !
    —————
    Jeevan Nirwah Ke Liye Apne Vyavsay Mein Itne Vyast Na Ho Jaayein Ki Jeevan Jeena Hee Bhul Jaayein !
    —————
    Har Din Karm Ki Nayi Shuruat Hai,
    Kal Ki Kamiyon Ko Lekar Dheeraj Na Khoyein
    —————
    Jo Log Aapke Liye Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Unke Prati Aapka Vyavhar He Aapke Charitra Ka Maapdand Hai !

  9. यह कोड डाटाबेस में उपलब्ध नही है।कृपया इसकी प्रमाणिकता हेतु जारी करने वाली तहसील से संपर्क करें|

  10. Aadmi Subah Se Sham Tak Kaam Karke Itna Nahin Thakta,
    Jitna Krodh Ya Chinta Se Ek Ghante Mein Thak Jaata Hai
    —————
    Hamare Vyaktitva Ki Utpatti Hamare Vicharo Mein Hai,
    Is Liye Dhyan Rakhein Ki Aap Kya Vicharte Hain,
    Shabd Gaun Hain; Vichar Mukhya Hain, Aur Unka Asar Door Tak Jaata Hai !
    —————
    Jeevan Nirwah Ke Liye Apne Vyavsay Mein Itne Vyast Na Ho Jaayein Ki Jeevan Jeena Hee Bhul Jaayein !
    —————
    Har Din Karm Ki Nayi Shuruat Hai,
    Kal Ki Kamiyon Ko Lekar Dheeraj Na Khoyein
    —————
    Jo Log Aapke Liye Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Unke Prati Aapka Vyavhar He Aapke Cha

  11. Hiralal bijli ki dukaan par gaya aur dukandaar se bola :- ek kala balp dena.DUKANDAAR :- kale balp ka kya karonge ? HIRALAL :- YAAR,dopahar ko andhera karke sone ka maza hi kuch aur hai ……….\ ( hit’s parate :- 9370239137 )

  12. or logo ka to pata nahi prithvi but ha aapne accept kiya to apki adat jaroor hogi, or apni galti maanane mei koi buraai nahi hai. ok.

  13. True lines OUR life – Takat ki jarurat tabhi hoti hai jab koi bura kaam karna ho,warna jindgi main har kaam pyaar se ho jata hai

  14. jndagi me sadaa musskurati raho..
    faasle kam karo dil milate raho..
    dard kaisa bhi hona ho uf tak na karo ..
    raat kaali sahi koi gum mat karo..
    ek sitara bano jagmagati raho..

    i miss you

    shakil ahmand madhepura bihar mo.9570368118

  15. Santa:Yaar Achha Hua, Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nhi
    Banta:Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota?
    Santa:Tu B Na.Muje English Kahan aati h!

  16. Dur Hai Par Milan Ki Aash Hai,
    Aankhu Ko Har Pal Tera Hi Ahsas Hai
    Hazaro Hai Hamare Dost Par Aap Kuch Kash Hai





    Jyada Bhavuk Mat Ho Ye Sirf Bakvaas Hai

  17. Dil Tera Dhadke Dhadkan Meri Ho,
    Ankhe Teri Roye Aashu Mere Ho,
    Ye Dost Apni Dosti Itani Gahri Ho,
    Sadak Par tu Pite Aur Galti Meri Ho.

  18. yek gadha raste se ja raha tha raste me uska accident ho gaya

    sub log use ghere kar khade ho gaya

    yek aadmi ko dikh nahi raha tha vah jor se chilla kar bola jiska accident hua hai mai uska baap hun

    andar jakar dekhta hai ki gadha mara pada hai

  19. Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah
    NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.

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    Chalao na NANO se baan re,
    Jaan le lo na Ram re

  20. Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha.
    Judge ne kaha “ORDER ORDER”

    Shrabi Replied:
    “Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG with SODA”
    Jaldi le aao… 9058145202

  21. 1bar obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me the
    tabhi 1 gufa aayi kissing aur jhapad ki aawaj aayi
    jab train bahar aayi to
    obama ka gaal laal tha
    sab k sab chup. Sonia soch rahi thi k obama ne aish ko kiss kiya hoga or thappad khaya hoga
    aish soch rahi thi k obama ne mujhe kiss karne k liye glti se sonia ko kiss kiya hoga aur jhapad khaya hoga
    and obama soch raha tha ki mnmohan aish ko kiss kiya lekin galti se mujhe jhapad mara
    manmohan soch raha tha k 1 bar phir gufa aye mai kiss ki aawaj nikaal kar obama ko jhapad maaru
    abhi isne india ki politics dekhi kha hai…

  22. eek bar kya hua ta ……………

    kya btayee

    ha ha ha

    kya hua

    ha ha ha btata hu

    kya hua’

    batata hu

    kuch nahi eek machar chay me gir gya ta

    phir men socha ki machar chay min gira to pehele chay bhi pee
    hogi isne to mene uska postmartem kraya our kya uski dono aankhe sale ki aur chay / tea pee
    bus itna hi hua

    ha ha ha

  23. sardar= yaar ye sita fal khao
    dost=ye to kachcha hai tumane kisase liya
    sardar= ek bechane wali ayi thi usase
    vo sochi hogi sardar hai kharidalega
    dost=tumane kya kiya
    sardar= maine kharid liya

  24. yaar kutukutu= ye asardar ne tumhe etana
    jor se tamacha kyo mar diya hai .
    kutkutu= yaar mane kaha asardar
    ji tum lassi pite ho usake bad ka
    tumahara chehara mujhe
    usaki yaad dila dete hai

  25. sardar pandit se-tumhara sar(head)par choti kyu hai
    pandit -ye mera antina hai isse mujhe vichar aate hai
    sardar – par mere sar pe to pura dish tv laga hua hai phir bhi kuch nahi aata

  26. Ladki ki shadi me uska purana boyfrnd bhi aaya,
    Ladki ka bap: tum yaha kaise aaye…?
    Ladka : ji wo me semi finle me out ho gaya tha na finale dekhe aaya hu…

  27. 3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
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    . .
    1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake
    Laaye,
    Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
    .
    . 2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake
    Laaye Thhe,
    Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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    .
    . .
    .
    3rd:Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe…
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    Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne
    Baari-Baari Bajayaa..;-gud morng…..

  28. sharad jawar wents to obama house…
    Sharad: sir ,aapka ghar toh bahoth khubsurat aur alishan hai…bahoth kharcha kiya lagta hai ..itna paisa aya kaha se !
    .(Obama take h!m to the window )
    Obama: do u able to c that h!ghway,uss h!ghway ka aadha paisa maine khaya..
    Sharad: oh .. V.gud sir..
    (after some months obama went to sharad’s house…he turns speechless after lookin sharad house)
    Obama: OMG ! its awesome house..tumhara ghar toh bahoth badiya hai …
    Itna paisa laya kahase
    (sharad tuk h!m to the windw)
    Sharad: tumhe wo samne pull(bridge) dikh raha hai.
    Obama : NAHI !!

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