Funny Replies – Two Hindi Jokes

Funny Replies – Two Hindi Jokes

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Hindi Joke – 1

Lawyer – “jab qatil ne Banta ko chaaku maara, us waqt tum kahaan they ?”

Santa – “ghatnasthal se 23 foot 5 inch kee doori par …”

Lawyer – “wow ! kya feeta daal kar naapaa thaa ?”

Santa – “jee haan !”

Lawyer – “kyon ?”

Santa – “kyonki mujhe vishwas thaa ki adaalat mein koi na koi moorkh mujhse yah sawaal jaruur poochhega … !!!”

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Hindi Joke – 2

Inspector – “kya tumne bhaagte hue qaatil ko pakad liya ?”

Hawaldar – “nahi sir, par uski ungliyon ke nishaan le aaya hoon !”

Inspector – “chalo theek hai … kahaan hain nishaan ?”

Hawaldar – “sir, mere gaalon par !”

 

 

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