When you meet someone special, you’ll know. Your heart will beat more rapidly and you’ll smile for no reason. St. Valentines day, or Love day is the key day for many people who love and want to be loved and also it is a very irritating day for singles. Here I give you some very useful tips to make your Valentine day happy with a funny approach too. Funny quotes and jokes for valentine’s day.
Valentine’s Day- Funny Jokes, Quotes And Tips
1. Do not watch Pyaar Ka Punchnama with your love unless you’re hoping they break up with you by the end of the film!
2. This valentine 14 feb 2015 (Saturday) make sure you treat your wife/gf well, take her to movie, then to a 5 star dinner and generally keep her happy. So that on 15 Feb 2015 (Sunday) she gives you the control of the TV remote, so you can watch India Vs Pakistan match peacefully- Pro Tip For All Cricket Lover.
3. Kejru bhaiya, valentine’s day aa raha hai. hum singles ke liye free girlfriend arrange ho sake toh dekh lo… Dhanyabad… sayad ab aa jae Acche Din…
4. Danush- 14th february ko kya hai?
Ranbir- Tere pass biwi yaa girlfriend hai?
Danush- Nahi koi nahi…
Ranbir- Toh fir Hanuman Jayanti hai….!!
5. Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.
6. 2 min silence for the boys who gifted costly teddy bears of like 900-1000rs to their crush and are still single… aur banlo romeo bc.
7. Make her feel special
Make her feel loved
Make her shop
Make her your queen
While she makes you FOOL.. hindi me bole to chu##y@@
8. I’m single because— Babu ninni nahi aa rii call kro naa (at 1 AM)— BC ye chu#iy@p@ Humse Naa Ho Paegaa.
9. She proposed me but I was rude…. She proposed me but I was rude…. B’coz being single is My Attitude.
10. वेलेनटाइन डे की तैयारी मे लोग फूलो को पानी पिला रहे हैँ…
उधर बजरंग दल वाले लट्ठो को तेल पिला रहे हैं..!!