The Naughtiest double-meaning Hindi jokes

The Naughtiest double-meaning Hindi jokes

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Though these jokes can be interpreted as double meaning and you can also call them Non-veg jokes, but I want to assure you that these are pure veg. Just don’t use the dirty side of your mind… ENJOY !

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During a dinner party ….

Mrs. Verma (to Mr. Gupta) – “Bhaisaab, aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi”

and put a chicken leg piece into his plate.

After the party …

Mr. Verma – “Gupta Ji aaj ki party kaisi rahi ?”

Mr. Gupta – “badhiya … par aakhir mein bhabhi ji ne to taang uthaa ke di .. bas majaa hi aa gaya !!”

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सनी लीओन ने एक सब्जी वाले के ठेले से 2 फुट लम्बी मूली उठाकर पूछा – “भैया, ये क्या है ?”

सब्जी वाला – “दुनिया के लिए ‘मूली’ है पर आपके लिए ‘मामूली है’

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How a husband feels while waiting for breakfast, and …

Wife (to servant) – “Ramu, saaheb ke ANDE ubaal dena …”

Servant – “Memsaab, aapka bhi doodh nikaal duun ?”

Wife – “Nahi, pehle saaheb ko jaane do …”

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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
&
PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye…

Counter Par Payment Kay waqt …
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di: “BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ke 2 Mosambi Kaat lena…”

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Pappu to Champu … “Lay mithai kha!”
Champu : “Kis baat ki?”
Pappu : “Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai, aur usko Best “CALL GIRL” ka Award mila hai!”

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Most confusing double meaning joke..

Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujh pe chadh gaya!
Friend : Kyuun ???
Girl: Are yaar aaj mai jara “late gayi” thi…

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दूधवाला लगातार दरवाजे की घंटी बजाये जा रहा था …

महिला (अन्दर से)  – “भैया कितना दबाओगे …

अब बस भी करो

तुमसे अच्छा तो पेपर वाला है जो चुपचाप आकर नीचे से डाल जाता है …”

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Most popular double meaning joke ever –

Awarded Double Meaning Joke:

Girl to rikshwalla
”Bhaiya andar tak jaayega?”

Rikshawalla – “bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai.”

Girl –  “thik hai toh… ghumake phicche se le lo….”

 

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