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5 New Alia Bhatt is back jokes in Hindi

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*Alia Bhatt is back*

Siddhu : Alia, do you know Don Bradman ?

Alia : No, I have no interest in the underworld … !

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Alia’s Friend : Oh shit ! mai apna facebook ka password bhool gai … !

Alia : Come on …. Google pe search kar le na … !!!

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Alia (to shopkeeper) : Bhaiya, 10 Rs. wali maggie dena ?

Shopkeeper :- ye lo …

Alia : thanks … kitne paise huye ?

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Teacher : Alia, bataao 4×3 kitne huye ?

Alia : 12

Teacher : very good … aur 3×4 kitne huye ?

Alia : simple … 21

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Karan Johar : Bharat ka rashtriya pashu kaun hai ?

Alia : Tiger shroff …

Karan Johar : Microsoft ka best product kaunsa hai ?

Alia : MS Dhoni …

Karan Johar : Rishikesh ka naam Rishikesh kyon padaa ?

Alia : kyonki wahaan Rishi Kapoor ne apna mundan karaaya tha …

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