All New Funny Pappu Jokes in Hindi

All New Funny Pappu Jokes in Hindi

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Read all Top funny Pappu Jokes in Hindi here … 

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Pappu Ki Maa – Aji sunte ho, baju wali Pinky 99% marks lekar class mein first aai hai ?

Pappu ke papa – Achchha ! baki ke 1% marks kahaa gaye ?

Pappu Ki Maa – Wo hamara Pappu le aaya hai … !!!

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Class teacher pareshan hokar Pappu ki shikayat Principal Sir se karne gaye.
Class Teacher: Sir, yeh Pappu ka kuchh karo. Din ba-din bahut badmash hote ja raha hai woh. Pappu ko mein aur nahin jhel sakta. Ab action lene ka time aa gaya hai.
Principal: To bolo, kya action lu ?
Teacher: Mera tabadala karva do…!

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Teacher: What is 2 plus 2
Pappu: 4
Teacher: That’s good.
Pappu: Good ? That’s perfect !

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Teacher: Pappu, batao. ‘Eiffel Tower’ kidhar hai?
Pappu: TV mein. Maine kal hi tv pe dekha.
Teacher: Kambakht. Mein city ki baat kar raha hoon…city ki. Woh ‘paris’ mein hai.
Pappu: Sorry sir.
Teacher: Ab batao ki ‘niagara falls’ kidhar hai?
Pappu: Mere mobile mein. Dekho yeh photo!
Teacher: Arey badmash. Mein country ki baat kar raha hoon country ki.
Pappu: Sorry sir.
Teacher: Yeh batao ki ‘statue of liberty’ kidhar hai? Aur iska jawab theek se dena.
Pappu: Paani mein!

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Teacher: Pappu, tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Pappu: 12.
Teacher: Tell me how you idiot !
Pappu: 2nd January, 2nd February…!

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Teacher: What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?
Pappu: About 3,000 miles !

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Pappu  shouted  from the kitchen, ‘Mom, you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?’
Mother: ‘Yes dear, what about it ?’
Pappu: ‘Well, your worries are over.’

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Traffic police ne Pappu ko tez speed me gaadi chalaate huye pakad liya.
Traffic police: Tum itne chhote bachche hokar gadi chala rahe ho aur woh bhi itne tez speed par ?
Pappu: Jee haan, mein bahut tez gadi chala raha tha. Lekin mein to tumhari test le raha tha yeh dekhne ke liye ki kaam karte waqt tumhara dhyan rehta hai ki nahi!

Father: Pappu, tumhare teacher bol rahe the ki kal tumne school ka lecture bunk kar dia cricket khelne ke liye…
Pappu: Woh ekdum jhuth bol rahe hai…..mein cricket nahin football khel raha tha!

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Teacher: Pappu, Taj kaun se shahar me hai.
Pappu: Mumbai mein.
Teacher: Arre murakh, Taj to Agra mein hai, bewakoof kahi ka!
Pappu: Toh aapko bolna chaahiye ki hotel ya maqbara?

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Teacher: What do you call a place where usually people park their vehicles !
Pappu: If it is foreign then it is called ‘parking’. If it is India then it is called ‘anywhere’.

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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the earth is round..
Pappu: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

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Pappu ro raha tha.
Papa: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Pappu: Mere 100 rupaye gum gaye.
Papa: Koi baat nahin. Yeh lo 100 rupaye. Ab inhe sambhal kar rakhna.
Ab Pappu aur jorse rone laga….
Papa: Ab kya hua?
Pappu: Pehle pata hota to 1000 rupaye kehta.

 

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