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Top Funny Marwari Jokes in Hindi

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The best funny Marwari jokes collection in Hindi. All these marwadi jokes are new and fresh.

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Marwari ne apne bete ko phone kiya – “kya kar raha hi tu ?”

Son – “suicide kar raha ha hu …”

Marwari – “wo baad me kar liyo … pahle dukaan par aa bahut kaam hai !!!”

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Ek Sindhi apne Marwadi dost ke ghar gaya.

Marwadi – “aap kya lenge ? thanda ya garam ?”

Sindhi – “dono hi mangwa do …”

Marwadi ne patni ko aawaaz dete huye kaha – “sunti ho, 2 glass paani leti aana… ek freezer se aur ek geyser se !”

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Marwari Hath mein Blade maar raha tha.
Biwi: Yeh kya kar rahe ho ji?
Marwari: Dettol ki sheeshi toot gayi hai, Kahin dettol barbad na ho jaaye,
Laa teri ungli bhi kaat doon….!

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Samandar me 1 jahaaj doob rahaa tha. Usme 1 marwari bhi sawaar tha.

Saare yaatri ro rahe the par marwari hans rahaa tha.

Ek yatri ne poochha – “tu kyon itna khush hai be ?”

Marwari – “Shukar hai maine waapsi ka ticket nahi kharida … !”

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Marwari 14th manjil se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apne ghar ki khidki se dekha ki biwi khana bana rahi hai,

Marwari Chillaya: Meri roti mat pakana!

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Ek Marwari ne shaikh ko khoon dekar uski jaan bachai
Shaikh ne khush hokar use BMW Car gift ki!

Kuchh samay baad Shaikh ko phir khoon ki jaroorat padi,
Marwari ne phir khoon diya.

Abki baar shaikh ne sirf 1 kilo laddo diye,
Marwari (Gusse se): Iss baar sirf laddo??

Shaikh: Bhai, Ab hamare andar bhi marwari ka khoon daud raha hai!!

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Ek Marwari ke andar bhoot ghus gaya!

3 din baad bhoot khud Ojhaa ke paas gaya aur bola: “Mujhe bahar nikalo, Warna main bhookha mar jaunga!!”

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